Ben Roethlisberger giving a post game interview using the words, "verisimilitude" and "perfunctory".
A drunk Hines Ward.
Ray Lewis punching himself repeatedly in the head.
Joe Flacco celebrating a touchdown by bumping and grinding a sideline reporter.
Steely McBeam wiping his ass with a terrible towel.
Fast Willie Parker reading a murder mystery on the sidelines while Coach Tomlin stuffs his face with powdered donuts.
A topless Jenn Sterger.
Troy Polamalu’s hair done up in that Princess Leia side-bun style.
Trent Dilfer showing up drunk in the booth and reminding everyone that there was a time when he actually won a Super Bowl as a starter.
Two words: grease fire.
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You best lay off of my Steelers, bitch boy. Here we go Steelers, here we go. Pittsburgh is going to the Super Bowl. Here we go.
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