Friday, January 16, 2009

Ten Things I Would Like to See in the NFC Championship

Kurt Warner punching the crap out of a fan.

Larry Fitzgerald getting dragged down by his dreadlocks.

Donovan McNabb taking a leak on the Gridbirds kicker.

David Akers missing a freaking field goal in the playoffs.

Jenn Sterger.

A drunk Neil Lomax showing up in the booth with a stoned Stump Mitchell, both of whom can’t stop calling Bill Bidwell a “Crooked cocksuker” live and on the air.

Snow.

Jesus Christ showing up and inexplicably challenging Kurt Warner to a thumb wrestling contest.

Kurt Warner kicking Christ’s ass in a thumb wrestling contest.

Three words: cheerleader make-out session.

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